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Madame, what is CBD?

Well, cher, let me explain it to you. 

Canndbidiol, better known as CBD, is one of the 104 chemical compounds known as cannabinoids found in the cannabis or marijuana plant, Cannabis sativa. Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the main psychoactive cannabinoid found in cannabis, and causes the sensation of getting “high” that’s often associated with marijuana. However, unlike THC, CBD is not psychoactive.

This quality makes CBD an appealing option for those who are looking for a cannabis product without the mind-altering effects of marijuana.

Is CBD legal in the UK?

CBD is completely legal though there are strict restrictions over its THC content. Currently, CBD oil in the UK can only have a maximum THC content of 0.2%. Any CBD oil with a higher THC content remains to be illegal and use is prohibited.

Do you think Madame would engage in illegal activities?

Are there health benefits to CBD?

We sell our CBD topical cremes with no medical claims, but Madame does enjoy her joint rubs. 

What is CBD isolate?

CBD isolate is a fine white powder containing 99% pure CBD. This pure crystalline contains only the CBD chemical compound, offering CBD in its most concentrated form.

This may cause you to think that CBD isolate is synthetic or crafted in a lab. Mais non! CBD isolate is an all-natural cannabinoid supplement made from hemp oil that’s been refined down to pure CBD.

CBD Isolate removes all of the oils, waxes, chlorophyll, and other plant material to leave behind only valuable CBD, which can then be mixed directly into our Voodoo Cremes. Madame insists on the best, of course. 

How is CBD isolate made?

The process for making CBD isolate begins with hemp oil being extracted from non-GMO hemp plants. Safe and non-toxic supercritical CO2 is used to pull the botanical, CBD-rich hemp oil from the plant. This CBD-rich concentrate includes all the cannabinoids, fatty acids, and other plant material that is naturally in hemp.

The CBD hemp oil then undergoes a proprietary purifying process to filter out the plant material and excess waxes – everything besides the pure crystalline CBD. This produces the pure isolate powder with 99% CBD.

The filtering process also removes the trace levels of THC, leaving a CBD supplement ideal for anyone looking to completely avoid exposure to the psychoactive compound.

Will CBD get me high or show up on drug tests?

Our Voodoo Cremes are made with a 99% pure CBD isolate, which removes the THC content from the CBD. THC is what gives the psychoactive effect of cannabis, and this is what is tested for on drug tests. So CBD won't get you high, and you will only receive the benefits. For more detail, please contact Madame and I can provide the lab tests of our CBD suppliers. 

Is CBD oil different from hemp seed oil?

Hemp-derived CBD oil is different than hemp seed oil (a nutritional supplement derived from hemp seeds) because it is extracted from all parts of the plant, including the seeds, stems, and stalks, and contains higher concentrations of cannabinoids.

Do you really use voodoo to make your cremes?

Honey, don't you know that everything is voodoo? Madame is not going to sit here and tell you all her secrets, but let's say there's a little gris-gris thrown in for lagniappe

Now, cher.. is everything clear?